Diplomatic “Genius” :
President Trump has announced that on Friday, August 15th, he will host Vladimir Putin in Alaska for a “Peace Summit” with the main agenda being the “Final Solution” to the Ukraine war crisis.
The selection of Alaska for this peace dialogue represents “neutral territory” – because for the hottest topic of war, why not choose America’s coldest corner for “peace talks” where neither democracy nor Wi-Fi can easily reach? Alaska is technically America, but just in name only. Another reason for Alaska’s selection – America can roll out the red carpet for Russia while easily claiming they’re showing Russia the red eyes of American strength on American soil.
The summit’s agenda is refreshingly simple:
1) Putin keeps everything he’s already won from Ukraine.
2) As a “return gift” to honor America’s Trump’s mediation, Mr. Putin will send Mr. Trump a beautiful, attractive “Christmas card” because “Trump saheb ko gifts pasand hai!”
Most importantly, Ukrainian President Zelensky’s presence isn’t required for peace talks about Ukraine, because two masterminds will decide his country’s future.
As Trump puts it, “Children should do as adults say, not as they do.”
The itinerary also includes a private snowmobile tour, a vodka tasting competition, and a ceremonial exchange of MAGA hats for KGB mugs
Finally, both leaders will declare themselves victorious, and as a “friendship memento” between Mr. Trump and Mr. Putin, while departing, Mr. Trump will gift Mr. Putin some Alaskan islands. Trump will then announce that he has peacefully resolved a major global conflict –Does
one question – Does Mr Trump have any knowledge or understanding about the said conflict?
