
Tenders for the Taj Mahal “Trump has spoken: ‘I have no intention of selling the Taj Mahal right now. No one should send any proposals to buy it.’ Chaos in India.
A compromised PM – the fact that he has not given any clarification on this matter directly means he is scared. He himself is now in panic mode.
The pattern so far is that Rahul Gandhi and the opposition will believe only Donald Duck… oh sorry (slip of the mouse-keyboard) Donald Trump. And for that, they will hold only the government… only the PM accountable.
Rahul Gandhi’s likely statement in the Lok Sabha/ may be in USA/ may be in UK/ May be in Vietnam/ may in any part of the world : ‘Trump has spoken the truth! The government has secretly sold the Taj Mahal under Trump’s pressure. They have done this secret deal. When we came to know about this, we ourselves sent a proposal to Trump in someone else’s name to buy the Taj Mahal, so that we could find out the truth and expose the compromised PM.
This government’s foreign policy is a complete failure. This is a ‘sold out’ foreign policy – Bharat Mata has been sold! When the government secretly sold the Taj Mahal, it became clear that India’s economy has gone into the ditch.
Trump saheb is absolutely right. “India’s economy is dead.” Even on the oil purchase issue, the government dances to Trump’s tune. They reduced buying oil from Russia, and now that America has given permission, they will buy more oil from Russia. Thus, the PM who dances to Trump’s tune is compromised. In the Iran-Israel-America war too, the Indian government’s silence is not neutrality – it is indirect ‘surrender’.
‘Stomach aches and head gets beaten’ (a Gujarati idiom meaning self-inflicted trouble).
The more Rahul – Pappu Baba – tries to add to everyone’s knowledge, the deeper the pit he digs for himself, because a situation has arisen where ‘stomach aches and head gets beaten’. He won’t feel sad that the ‘Taj Mahal’ has been sold, nor will he feel sad that ‘India’s economy is dead’.
Rahul’s statement (likely future hypothetical statement – imaginary): ‘The one who said “India’s economy is dead” – Donald Trump – we believed him, but come on, if an economic crisis has come, does that mean we have to sell the Taj Mahal? They didn’t even ask us!’
The pain and this ‘impulsive outburst’ is because without the permission of his, meaning the Shahi family’s permission, how did the government sell the Taj Mahal to Donald Trump? In reality, let’s assume for once that due to a financial crunch it was sold. But even after selling, they didn’t give him a cut (kickback). The government should know that the power of attorney for the Taj Mahal is with them. It is the PM’s duty to give clarification on this matter.
However, the worst part is that Rahul feels hurt that the one he always believed in, for whose interest he dances like a puppet and badmouths India domestically and internationally – even America didn’t ask him before doing such a big deal. Neither took advice nor gave him a cut.
Rahul Gandhi is now stuck. He is in confusion. Who is compromised? The PM, or Donald Trump, or have both together made Rahul himself into a Pappu BaBa?
(Special note: Based on events so far, this is a completely imaginary and potential scenario description, along with Rahul Gandhi’s likely reaction. This article is entirely fictional, purely for entertainment.)
Facts note : No real proposal or statement exists about selling the Taj Mahal – it remains fully protected under Indian law as a UNESCO World Heritage site and government property.